Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[_Bryan]

Not sure if I am brave enough to search for that at work.

I have seen frog videos that cannot be unseen!

[ThiCop]

The video is a static image, the sound is weird... 🙂

[Hooovahh]

Yeah I don't unsubscribe to many threads, but that was one that I did.

[jcarmody]

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/small-runtime-engine-for-newer-labview-versions/m-p/3151626/highligh...

Why does your customer need a "Hello World" program, and how much did you charge them?  LabVIEW probably wasn't the right choice for that job, but, when the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

😄

[Ray.R]

you can choose to accept your own post as the solution?  twice??

[crossrulz]

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@Ray.R wrote:

you can choose to accept your own post as the solution?  twice??

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Yep.  And give no credit to anybody who actually did help.

[jcarmody]

This one reminds me of my conception of programming as a child.

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Mouse-control/m-p/3157722#M910440

I was going to program a copy of a popular video game the same way.  I expected that I coul simply type the behavior I want the game to exhibit and it would work.

[jcarmody]

I'm glad to SEE that you're so enthusiastic about this topic!

There is no COMPANY named "LabVIEW".  LabVIEW is a product of National Instruments, a company.

At least you capitalized LabVIEW CORRECTLY.

I don't, HOWEVER, understand your other capitalization rules.

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Scrollbar-Corruption/m-p/3175533/highlight/true#M917822

[johnsold]

The scrollbar is linked to his shift key?

Lynn

[crossrulz]

Oops, I actually let it out: Hardcopy from Tektronix TDS 220 via GPIB

Sorry, but the thread was 15 years old, haden't been touched in 7, and the person put up VB code!