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Shrek: Software that you inherit is like onions.
Donkey: It stinks?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, it makes you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave it out in the sun, it gets all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Software problems have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? They both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, they both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions.

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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Donkey: Cake has layers.

Shrek: SOFTWARE IS NOT LIKE CAKE

 

Also whenever we are leaving the house and my daughter can't decide what to wear I always tell her to dress in layers. Then I yell LAYERS imitating Shrek.

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Bonus points for Spaceballs quotes!

"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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@JÞB wrote:
Bonus points for Spaceballs quotes!

"It's irreversible! Like my build output!"


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@JÞB wrote:
Bonus points for Spaceballs quotes!

Why didn't any tell me my VI was so big?!


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"Not that we are sufficient in ourselves to claim anything as coming from us, but our sufficiency is from God" - 2 Corinthians 3:5
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@JÞB wrote:
Bonus points for Spaceballs quotes!

Mawg: "We've gone to CLAD!"


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@JÞB wrote:
Bonus points for Spaceballs quotes!

It's been a long time since I've watch Spaceballs, so the quotes are probably not exact.

 

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That's pretty good...for a girl.

That's pretty good for DNATT!

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I see your mother cluster is as big as mine.

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1, 2, 3, 4.  Only an idiot would use that for a VI password!

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Funny, she doesn't look type defined.

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Express VI.  There is only one man who would dare give me the Express VI.  Chris Cilino!

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For those who don't know, Chris worked on the DAQ Assistant for a while.

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You caught their code reviewers!


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Bonus points for HHGTTG too?

 

A  lot of the code I inherit is SEP camouflaged...

 

Oops. That's not in the movie...🙄

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

Bonus points for HHGTTG too?

 

A  lot of the code I inherit is SEP camouflaged...

 

Oops. That's not in the movie...🙄


Error 42?


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Looking for bugs in the code:

 

Combing the entire desert codebase.

"We ain't found sh*t!"

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